The New Gospel

8 Now there were in the same country voters living out in the towns, keeping watch over their wallets by night. 9 And behold, an actor of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were greatly afraid.10 But the actor said to them, “Do not be afraid, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. 11 For there is inaugurated to you this day in the city of Washington a Savior, who is Barack the Lord. 12 And this will be the sign to you: You will find a capitol wrapped in cloths and bunting, lying about everything.”
13 And suddenly there was with the actor a multitude of the Hollywood host praising Government and saying:
14 “ Glory to Government in the highest,
And on earth peace, free health care to all men (women and transgender individuals)!”

15 So it was, when the actors had gone away from them into Hollywood, that the voters said to one another, “Let us now go to Washington and see this thing that has come to pass, which the celebrities have made known to us.”

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4 Responses to “The New Gospel”

  1. Elizabeth Says:

    And it came to pass after two or three years that they realised that they were sorely misguided, and they sank to their knees, weeping, wailing, beating their breasts and gnashing their teeth, proclaiming “What have we done ? What evil have we let loose upon this country ?”

  2. Mary Says:

    And the Lord God Almighty, the Holy One, saith unto them, I AM, and it was fortold unto you by the Prophets that if you did not repent and return unto ME, your leaders would be women and children, but you heedeth the Prophets not. Therefore, only the remnant I have kept for Mine OWN SELF shall escape and great shall be the sorrow in the land until the time of the Great Tribulation.

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